Gah!

That’s some goddamned beautiful alliteration.

To clarify, I am not a Patriots/Brady fan by any means (Go Los Angeles Chargers?) but I really doubt that he’s going to care what the NFL does to him at this point in his career and life. People that love him will love him no matter what, people that hate him will hate him no matter what. He’s rich, he’s married to a…

Actually I don’t give a shit about the Patriots at all, I just think it’s funny how people think he’s gonna care that much about being punished at this point in his life/career.

Yeah, I bet he’s really starting to hate that Super Bowl trophy right about now.

“Must...not...balk...”

Thanks a lot, man...now “Get Ready for This” is stuck in my head.

Admire Gronk for not making a joke about balls. That takes restraint.

Friggin’ Scrote...that guy was nuts.

I’ve given up trying to understand it.

IT’S NAHT FAIAH! TAHM BRAHDY’S A FAHKIN SAINT!

Yikes...that’s going nowhere good.

Tell me about it!

That’s some underrated work my friend.

That’s...terrifying.

Oh, don’t worry, she likes carrots, too.

Oh God.

I don’t know how it’s possible to be 25 and 9 years old at the same time.

And I’m looking at you, my twin-25-year-old-sister who literally has those exact diet preferences. It doesn’t matter where we are, she gets the same exact hamburger at every single restaurant we go to. Same goes for Mexican food (beef rolled tacos with cheese only), Italian food (spaghetti with meat sauce), and I…