This still tops my list as Coolest Plane Ever. Whenever I see one I stare at it for a good 5-10 minutes.

45. "I am not constipated."

*Prototype. Hopefully this one catches on fire less.

That's a pretty cool looking paint job, even if you'll never see most of it. Form meets function.

AmeWWWWWWWWWWWica.

Brian Murphy's tired sphincter act, however, struggles to mask something entirely different.

I was going to go with "bag of popcorn".

I just want to know why he was at this press conference.

What's with those badges in the picture? Is Bobby Kraft at the door checking IDs and collecting cover charges for his house parties? The Commish gets in free, of course.

25% of the time, it works every time.

It's a good start...

You poor, poor bastards.

I have a friend who sleeps with his socks on, like, always. I tell him to go back to the village in the Old Country his parents are from, but he swears this helps with flu prevention, better digestion, and, possibly, virility (I'm not kidding about any of these). Should I continue to ridicule him or start donning my…

Tupac kinda looks like Kobe in this pic...which happens to be extremely fitting.

Someone call Honda, we found the perfect date for them to reveal an updated S2000*.

Well screw people for liking something, I guess.

Yes, because those are the only people in the world against child molestation.

ALLEGEDLY. +1

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