Eclipse
Eclipse
Eclipse

This made me send a friend request to someone named Ashley Feinberg on Facebook. I hope it's you.

Sorry for introducing you to fine art.

A creepy thing Ashley did on my phone last week was to steal it at a bar while I was sending an email, and text my easily confused boyfriend the following picture (in response to a text about his 9 year-old nephew):

Not bad, but it's worth referencing that Gizmodo already covered the uber-ultimate Facebook creepy-troll tactic, courtesy of legendary Ryan Roy:

Usopp's bicycle is missing "one piece"... sorry ¬¬

Fuck, calling Discovery channel to have everyone fired.

Silent Hill 2.

Oh man. PURE FUCKIN GOLD.

Jesus, man! I was just resting my eyes and you gotta start in the the tobacco enemas, already?

Little known fact, in the Eighteenth Century, the word we know today as "suffocated" was pronounced, "fuffocated" and "successful" was "fufuccefsful."

giving him his Pipe, bid him to put the End into her Anus, and blow the Smoke up with all his Might,

I believe the correct term is "staff mutinies".

Time for them to make their own pirate bay with blackjack and hookers.

Steam is slowly getting less and less favorable in my opinion. It would be next to impossible to drop them completely as a service though, given the amount of games I have there - I really hope another company steps up and gets them back on track via competition.

There is a little more going on with this. Looks like some Pirate drama.

Eh, I look at specs and compare. Look at my last card and my wallet. For X dollars i can get a card that is specwise better than my old one. I will constantly switch brands because of it

Apparently he is going to wear a blue jacket.

This is just a rip off of a Reddit troll comment.