Maybe the real tasered balls were the friends we made along the way?

The real question you have to really ask is why does the more appealing GT86 not get a GR version. I would definitely reconsider if the engine was tuned for say 325 HP and AWD that had the ability to be power balanced for whatever hooniganism you wanted to do. 

TIL - what3words.

It’s a TARDIS. Geri is a Time Lord. Duh.

I can confirm that is Brazil’s ass collapsing into itself due to how things are down here the last 4 years....

Venture Bros. is better than Rick and Morty!

parking ticket duty.

You assumed she actually did it? I assumed it was a work of fiction. Realistic fiction of what would probably have happened, but I didn’t for one minute believe she actually made those phone calls. Huh.

Okay yes. Also LIME! So few recipes include lime!

It is a widely accepted fact that St Elmo’s Steakhouse in Indianapolis has the best cocktail sauce. The bottled stuff under their name is almost as good, but I found a recipe on line that comes closer:

Hi, I’m Scarlet O’Reichwinger, and you may know me as a bible-banger, a mother of exactly 2.5 children, and a proud Q-Anon conservative, but I’m here to talk to you tonight as President Trump’s acting literal carpet, what people walk on. When I was old enough to know better years old, I was abducted by space aliens.…

The last 12 seconds of the video are some big 2020 vibes.

Looks like Ye’s found himself a VP.

You’re experiencing a weird Ellen DeGeneres ouroboros:

Maybe you’re confusing Ford with Steve Martin, who Heche dated before Ellen? I learned that this week and was genuinely surprised. 

I am trying to figure out if I am going insane or not.  Did Anne Heche date Harrison Ford at some point?  I could have swore they did but not I am worried I am confusing her with Calista Flockhart.  Which may just mean I have skinny white lady face blindness

We must go forwards, not backwards! Upwards, not forwards! And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!

Jones’s statement just proves how far removed she is from Tlaib’s constituents. Detroiters have a special love of “motherfucker.” Longtime Detroit mayor Coleman Young once greeted reporters with “Aloha, motherfuckers!” back in the ‘70s.

Those satus quo warriors will never get it.

Also Jayapal swept our district (no surprise). Super excited to have her continue as our rep!!