someone ordered a pizza through a website. when asked if they want xtra sauce and/or cheese they replied “none”. when asked what toppings they would like they checked “beef” on 1/2- the left side.
The result was a delivery of a pizza box with a pizza crust with no sauce and no cheese and a bunch of beef pieces that…

NYC resident here. I consider myself a comitted lefty. I told everyone in my family that the order is Cynthia>Cuomo>any republican.
Cuomo came to town a couple months back and was looking for suggestions on how to improve the NYC subway system. And then acted like it’s not paid for by the state (and cuomo).
The answer…

healthcare did not exist for the 1/6th of the nation that did not have health insurance.
~45,000 Americans died in 2010 from not having health insurance and regular access to medical treatment.
Thats like a million Americans needlessly killed since they defeated Hillarycare.
Who kills more Americans? Isis or the…

walmart’s top bonus of 1000$ was given to those who worked there 20 years. for walmart employees with 15-19 years, that was $750.
Color me unimpressed.
Also: this was about 4% of the total tax savings walmart got so ‘trickle’ down. oh and those arent salary increases and they are not continuing bonuses.

Yes, we have all been very impressed with trumps efforts on opiods (to take just one example). He dedicated $156,000! and when you divide by the size of the problem: you get slightly more then nothing.
Oh and he is responsible for the stock market going up to?
just not when it goes down.
Oh look, there’s paul ryan…

Dems held both houses and the presidency for about 4 months. then the 2010 elections swept in a republican majority into congress.
and also republicans literally filibustered everything dems tried to do.

The spokesperson for dumpster fires has issued a press release asking not to be compared to the current presidential administration.
“dumpster fires are better then that, and don’t deserve to be demeaned by being compared to events in the white house.”

racism is a disease. judging people by their merits and actions as opposed to the color of their skin is the cure. America and the constitution are a specific repudiation of group guilt and group inferiority.

These are not road legal. there are many reasons they stopped building the jeeps like this but it would not pass stability tests by the federal government or they would get sued out of existence from roll accidents.

Is it wrong for a white guy to call this guy (Steele) “Token”?

Shorter Damore lawsuit v google: “I am suing because you descriminate against men who only comprise 70&+ of your hires”
shorter Google response: “you should learn to use google so you don’t make such ideas in the future”.

I remain convinced that Showgirls got made after the IRS started asking questions why stripper money was being listed as a “research” expense.

Crack pipe.
Also: kill it with fire.

I am surprised by the low death count in the sinking. Normally when a torpedo hits the engine room of a ship of that era, the boiler(s) is ruptured resulting in super heated steam filling the engine room killing everyone in there.

Insurance generally does not cover ‘acts of war’ such as this.

It’s like that time on Friends when Pheobe finds out her identical twin sister Ursula has been sexing in porn movies and using Pheobe as her screen name.
She’s an identical twin. everyone knows what she looks like naked.

NYC area dweller here. NJ is awesome that way. It’s now super cold and you don’t have to get out of your car!

I so want to buy this and run it in the 24 hour of Lemons series!

Oh please, Im sure all these pieces are easily replaceable or simply removable. the customized filter for the under door light ‘get in the car num nuts’- Im sure that comes off easily and probably is designed so that it is not even necessary.