K Rise Of The Machines: The Jalopnik March Madness Beat-Off: Round 3 2,074g11 O Raphael OrloveProfileFollowUnfollow O Raphael Orlove Filed to: Beaters March Madness Beat Off march Madness 3/24/14 12:00pm 53 minutes ago eEdit aDelete iInvite BPromote XDismiss XUndismiss bBlock for Jalopnik bHide EShare to Kinja jShare…

The Fox-Body is the clear winner of this entire thing. It's the do-everything beater. I call shennigans on the Inital D fanboys jerking the 240sx into the lead.

This is a sad, sad site if the Fox Mustang is losing to a 240SX. Incredibly disappointed in those people.

NOOOOOOO

Mario Kart 64 is the clear answer.

Mario Kart 64. Always and forever.

I just did the exact opposite, blocked my intercooler / radiator with some big fog lights. Because street driven.

See! SCIENCE.

Better option

Just take the ugly badge off.
Despite its heritage, it's in desperate need of a modern makeover.
Imagine how hideous a Corvette would look with a gold bowtie instead of the Vette logo.

So putting different badges on your car does make it go faster. Huh, the ricers were right.

Looks like it's on British plates. Please let me sincerely apologise for my countryman's shear lack of burnout ability. This Mustang is in the wrong hands and must be either: returned to the USA for a proper burnout or passed on to someone who isn't an idiot.

Also, I found video of the extraction & subsequent start-up/drive off:

So you think it's closer to it's namesake than it is to it's chassis and power train? Might as well call it a mid-size car...oh wait :)

I fucking love cocaine!

All you need are a couple coats of paint and you pretty much have this.

Why not ?