Maybe you came second but that was still high enough to win the season. I guess then you'd be pretty happy.

I guess we'll never know because she isn't a guy. But none of that changes the fact that she isn't very good.

It fucking seems like it doesn't it?

Nope. It's less-than-minimum. You can't make less than min at the end of the pay period though.

Yeah. I don't even want to fuck with it. Even if I'm completely in the right, which I should be, it would be such a mess to deal with. I'll just download shit the slow way and deal with it.

Torrenting as in piracy. You know what I meant. I don't even risk downloading linux distros or FOSS via torrents, even though it's faster, because I'm sure the tech guys would bitch.

What?

Again, I'm not a waiter.

This app is a gimmick, clearly. There's no way to rationalize recording someone using your phone because you don't trust them as somehow being preferable to not letting them have your phone's password.
Nice gay joke you slid in there though. Discrete and douchey.

So, you trust your girlfriend enough to let her unlock your phone, but not enough to not record what apps she uses? Ok.

It could easily handle it.

I don't. Hence why I don't have a password on my phone. Where are you getting this shit from?

It's just to unlock Windows 8, it doesn't give you admin rights.

No, because my phone doesn't have a password. If I did, I'd tell her because I don't care if she goes through my phone. I don't have to snoop through my girlfriend's phone to trust her. I'm sorry you're so insecure.

No, my phone does not have a lock. If it get's stolen, I'll know right away because it's not either in my pocket or in my hand. I'll remote lock it.

Yes I can. The only password my girlfriend knows is the one to unlock my computer, but everyone knows that.

I need to replay GTA V now. Rockstar, bring that shit to PC now.

So are you saying because school costs stupid amounts, I shouldn't have tried to get some money during the summer when I wasn't in school or that I shouldn't go to school and be stuck doing jobs like waiting tables?

I wonder how many waiters/waitresses would be put off by you telling them they don't have a real job.

It's less that they'll do something to your food if you don't tip and more they'll take extra special care when you do.