More proof that horny proto-man would bang anything.

Nobody shags alien babes or logic bombs computers better than the man himself, James T. Kirk.

@dry-roasted-peanuts: Did M.C. Escher draw that cover? Look at the trajectory of the kid's bullet.

@Faustic_Caust: But, why does God need a starship...?

I don't follow comics, but what does a superhero need with a pistol?

@Anrkist: How old are you? I grew up in the 70s, and this parody was exactly like all the awful holiday specials from that decade that I remember. If you're younger than me, it probably doesn't strike the same chord for you.

@iamthejae001: It's definitely hit-or-miss, with mostly misses.

@ManchuCandidate: Brilliant, as usual.

Yoda?

@cletar: That is in direct conflict to my hypothesis, which is 'The cuter the animal, the more delicious.'

@Nudemanatee: Thank you for stating this.

@Dodge2002: It means that programs are broadcast simultaneously across three time zones. So, if the show is on at 8PM Atlantic Time, you need to watch it at 7PM in Central Time Zone, and at 6 PM in Mountain Time Zone.

That may very well be the funniest thing Funny Or Die has ever done.

@Bry777: Because Han shot first. But seriously, Lucas is doing the same revisionism. He figures no one remembers the Young Indy series, so he's okay with changing it so the Indy might die gloriously in a film.

Why bother SyFy? I mean, you're just going to cancel it once it gets good anyways.

@jrodenbiker: I have a pair also. Great boots, but on the heavy side.

@Arken: Agreed.

It's probably just 17 more minutes of the trippy space-warp special effects when Bowman passes over the monolith. Which is already about 17 minutes too long.

Chicken or the egg? Are those in power corrupt because of their power? Or are they in power because they are corrupt? I'll go with the former - absolute power corrupts absolutely.

@LogynxRunn: I'm just a couple years younger than you, and my feelings are the same. I really think it's a generational thing. I saw the original in the theater, and thought, 'OK, it's just another Disney movie like The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes but with better special effects.'