Potential first words from NELL:

@Pman17: I want to see what it looks like before I waste six years getting there.

Yup, I'm pretty sure this is just how she imagined it would be in her dream diary as a little girl...

MACGRUBER!

@undeadmachine: +1

@Nitesh Singh: Sounds like a bit of a vacation to me.

@Kung-Fu Kurtis Carnivale of Carnage: Or maybe an iPod instead of a tear?

@Zanzan42: @RaindropBebop: His wife of the last 12 years is a longtime friend.

Tony was a nice guy everytime I met him, and he was always a gracious host. I'll miss him.

Where is our Gizmodo app?

On my iPhone:

@N7: Anyone who has seen the movie knows that is the highest praise possible.

I have but one question: Powerpig, can I come play Lego at your house?

@jeepfreak: It would be a good way to push the platform onto an already very large user base.

@Seamus McClernan: Agreed. Maybe it's not a sad ending. Maybe he's at the bottom of the sea off the Yucatan peninsula, nestled in happily with the star stuff there.

They got the CGI guys who did District 9? Awesome. Those guys should have a won an Oscar in 2009 for Best Visual Effects.

@tяs: I apologize for the crassness of my joke. I was just trying to be funny.

@protodad: Works for me. If you could only use food stamps to buy this, I bet you'd get your ass back to work fast.

@EADG: This totally serves as Futurama's Bachelor Chow.

@jodark: What is this "alcohol" that you speak of? It numbs the senses? How can I snipe efficiently in Halo: Reach when my senses are numb?