It's clearly Flappy Bird.

did battleship have a story?

For this very reason, when I get an invite for ANY app on facebook, it gets blocked immediately and marked as spam. I would feel bad for false positives if it wasn't so prevailing.

I'm a balding hipster who has psychotic episodes, so clearly Trevor was based on me.

Good news, if you are playing the "Flappy Bird Kotaku Drinking Game", where you take a drink every time they post a story, you would now be dead of alcohol poisoning! Seriously, between this and Threes, do you guys even cover real gaming anymore?

Dear Kotaku,

"Yes...um...go my dark apprentice...I'll just be over here...using the force or something."

Cheating people into thinking they could win? I was always under the impression it's an endless runner type game. If people are that invested in a mobile game that they've been caused some kind of emotional distress by realizing they can't win...well then that's the least of their problems.

"I hate you and your stupid fucking game!" another wrote, around the same time. "I mean I hit one feather on a pipe and die! How realistic is that?!?"

Or pedophiles, whichever comes first.

What no Monster Girl Quest 3?

please respond
Why aren't you responding
I'm calling you again
Why didn't you answer
Where are you?
I'm calling again
What are you doing that you can't answer?
I'm calling one last time if you don't pick up we are done
No answer, goodbye forever

Sabin could handle it

Too many thomas the tank engine post opportunities on this site.



Sidenote: Don't google "Choo Choo mutherfucker" with strict search off.
:(

Shouldn't swing a sledge like that without proper protective gear.

WTF did I just read.