But if possible Cstrife16, go get some awesome cellphone video. Shocked commentary welcome, vertical video no so much.

Waaaahhhhhh.

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

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What a horrible thing to happen to you. I don’t know how you’ll ever be able to move on.

Why is this shit being cross-posted to Deadspin? It’s Monday morning - could we maybe get something about, I dunno, football?

They’d deserve a major league award if it was a Harambe joke, since they bought it last year.

He fell down catching the ball so was clearly down. Obviously you know nothing. But thanks for your great comment.

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

The Browns and the police do have one thing in common: A complete disregard for the lives of young black men.

Big deal. Toronto spends millions and doesn't have an NHL team either.

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

“I come from a long line of proud dipshits”

The difference is that the effects of a 110-pitch outing don’t make a person lose his mental capabilities.

Haha what

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.