he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

I think you forgot about the revelation that he beat another child in the car, showing that this wasn't an isolated incident.

Smith's high horse was shot out from beneath him when he posted pictures of the severe branding inflicted upon his son.

It really depends who you ask.

CBS didn't pull it because of Rihanna. They pulled it because of Don Cheadle (a.k.a. War Machine).

Yet Ray Rice is the bad guy. Amazing.

Jesus, that's the worst thing I've read today, and I just got through Kluwe's drivel on "Why Deadspin Sucks."

It might be the closest Chris gets now to playing with a Jennings.

Riley Cooper: [Wipes Off Blackface]

You pretend you won't goof on Gregg. You say you won't. But you can't stop. The forces of BIG GREGG are too powerful, and pretty soon you'll be right back in the saddle like the glory boy you are, mocking him as he explains why Wes Welker isn't bad person, it's that he was corrupted by the other glory boys on the team…

Nope. nothing is more punchable than Scott Walker's face.

Or this?

I was alive for the Lombardi years. When the Holmgren/Favre/White era began my youngest brother would jump around and scream at the TV during games as if had never been an athlete. I scolded him and told him to act like someone who had played the game, rather than acting like a fat insurance adjuster who never did. He…

I assume it was because everyone got too drunk to remember the games from 1970-1991.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

This is terrible news to be sure, but in terms of tragic student deaths on the Kent State campus, this doesn't rank in the top four.

The athletic department became worried about Bitsko's condition when his tutor reported that the guy couldn't get out of bed for morning class to save his life.

Public servant. Public information. It would be no different if he had simply identified himself, as all officers are mandated to do upon civil request. He is accountable for his actions.

Its actually Ray Albers, apparently:

"So we figured, hey, let's draw attention to racial inequalities in America by walking hand-in-hand out from this inflatable thing with a purple injun on it."