I have absolutely *no* sympathy for the fans. They've been advertising for years that they have "no rules" and that's "just right." Well, no more.

You know where the brewers fucking suck? Milwaukee.

Shit. I had not put that together, no. Thanks for that. Or the part where Bob Costas is small, either. Or - holy fuck, could it be...

Whenever I want to like Bob Costas, he climbs up on his high chair

"the star is suspicious"

The true meaning of Thanksgiving is Arkansas losing in the last week of November.

It's okay, Gammo, many of the victims wish they could have a knee-jerk reaction too

The idea that anyone thinks the UFC is a legitimate "sport" when this sort of shit goes on is hilarious. I can't wait for the infatuation with MMA as the next big thing that has caused Deadspin, Jim Rome, and the rest of the sports media to hold their noses and start pandering to its moonshine-swilling "fans" in…

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This is the single greatest observation this website has ever produced. But I dont mind telling you that its racist...baggy suit pants are a sacred tradition in African American culture.

I don't know what else Brooks could possibly have expected. I mean, it's not like this is the first time football at the Superdome has been watered down.

Jesus. I don't watch UFC. This makes me feel better about that.

Andrea Bargnani thought about jumping to help J.R. Smith's defense, but ended up just watching.

I'm confused. What's the joke?

Or maybe she thinks this (ultimately) meaningless pandering "against cancer" in pro sports is fucking stupid.

Hey look! They're both playing tetherball!

Well those pics are from the end of the celebration. Most of the heat fans left early