Rewatching E4 after R1, it’s interesting to me—if we consider continuity—that Tarkin seemed to have a tight reign on Vader’s leash. He’s little more than a monster in R1: Brooding in his lava fortress and then massacring Rebel soldiers, never a part of the DS construction project after that first initial glimpse 18…

I was in a college marching band, and I’m now a pariah from most of my friends because I believe:
1. The likes of the Stanford Band, Rice MOB, et. al, are hilarious... but
2. College halftimes are way too goddamn long.

That’s okay, though, because way too many of them still pretend they could lace up their boots and be…

If they covered receivers as well as they cover their asses, they’d have won an Axe game this century.

Counterpoint: Fuck Curt Schilling with alt-right paraphernalia.

Saw it last night in a half-empty theater. That’s a bad sign (don’t get me wrong, it’ll still get OODLES of money, but nowhere near the electricity of Star Wars VII: We Just Remade IV), but I really enjoyed this movie.

Kiffin was done in Alabama, one way or the other. This wasn’t just about his ego, it was about finding another job, because the handwriting was on the wall that his time as one of Saban’s flying monkeys was done.

What the fuck is the point of living in a Craig Sager-less world.

Was the sexual assault related to them screwing the pooch against Wisconsin?

There are going to be so many apologies made there today.

Congratulations on Cassandra Kluwe on his transition!

It’s fun watching someone go from having to being cancer.

And nothing of value was lost.

Go on...

How many more years of football do we have left? Does it ever reach a tipping point, or just shamble along like a corporate zombie. At some point, like how boxing was once amazingly popular, it has to topple into moderate obscurity, right?

+1 Trail

So much salt!

Better way to start the evening? One margarita, or two margaritas at once?

If Simmons was EYE-TALIAN, this would be the correct tag, though.

OMG TRIGGERED

Based on the strikeout call to start the bottom of the fourth, it looks like Theo’s check to the umpiring crew finally cleared.