Dusttracks
Dusttracks
Dusttracks

Don’t plead to anything, retain private counsel and sue the family for liable and slander, endangering your child, and sue the state for illegal and improper prosecution. Play hardball don’t cry.

get a high powered attorney involved. fight it until the end. 

The over and under for the funeral’s end is next Tuesday.

NO they gave him FIVE!!! I have seen this man speak, and as I mentioned in another response, it takes him more than five minutes if the waiter asks if he wants a refill on his water. This thing is going to last all weekend.

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Stevie Wonder’s the perfect person to close. Especially if his performance is anything like his appearance at Michael Jackson’s funeral.

Right? And Sarah Palin’s up in AK just sucking her teeth.

you should listen to Ariana sing a few of Aretha’s hits. Listen she looks out of place, I agree, but the girl...she has the range

There’s also Rick Snyder, the asshole who won’t do anything about Flint. I hope people throw their garbage at him, all due respect to Aretha, but this man should not be welcome to any black event.

I feel like between John McCain and Aretha we’ve entered the Battle Royale of funerals.

This is the blackest famous black man funeral EVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Chaka Khan has 5 minutes? She has runs longer than 5 minutes. On accident. Ask Rufus.

I thought I was bad. I saw this schedule, and thought this would end at 6:30 pm. I’ve been to Baptist funerals where the sermon ALONE was 90 minutes and somehow dovetailed into the 2008 election. (This is the part where I’m thankful my dad’s family is Episcopalian, and I can skip that long part when he dies.) I wish I

Who made this schedule! LOL And I bet they gave somebody’s granddaughter the job to tell all these GROWN folks to stay on schedule cause you know that’s how black people do...

Musical Tribute: Faith Hill

This schedule is bananas!!! Bill Clinton has never spoken for only 5 minutes in his life and he’s on the JV team of gasbags speaking. Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton get 9 & 5 minutes to speak? Puh-leeze!! This thing could last a couple of days.

Fatburger has always been the superior LA burger (and I've been judging since the 70s!). Way better than In ‘n Out.

No!

Shirley Caesar is anti-LGBT so her being on this list is problematic but otherwise this will be an epic, moving funeral.

This could easily take up the whole weekend like the Jerry Lewis telethon used to

I’d take a McDonald’s break when Ariana Grande performs. But I’m sure the food at the repass is going to be banging.