'Twas only a wee little booey.

Needs more scissoring.

Actually, I think it's really refreshing to be able to get an "inside" peek at these girls without having to go through the trouble of jamming my own camera through a tiny peephole.

That must be the reason all my dick pics look so small.

This one came from Miami, and we're frankly surprised that city doesn't produce more Idiots.

Wow, Barry. Just because they're Asian doesn't mean they're fake pilots.

"These mistakes do happen, the best we can do is try and avoid confusion in the future by only saying peoples full names!"

Her race ended in tears.

Is that really more heartbreaking than the fact that the African American girl was the only one to get it wrong?

What's with this and other Deadspin writers saving their worst for the Commish? What was Selig to do—ignore the Biogenesis scandal when it broke? Alex Rodriguez is no ordinary player on the field, and here too in this scandal, he set himself apart from his peers by attempting to buy evidence. Likewise, as an admitted…

Cristiano Ronaldo sees Zlatan's sports bra and raises this

Brandi Chastain wore it better.

So she hit him first?

"Like, right now until the end of August, Texas generally gets blasted with triple digit weather on the daily. So grass is brown, all of it."

This isn't a one-time thing for Erik Bedard. For 6 years now he's been playing this my-paycheck-is-more-important-than-winning game, and as a result hasn't helped his teams when they've needed him. Never more than 130 innings in a season in that time, frequent early exits with the game still in doubt, teams that fade…

Andy, you're a fucking dickface. . He looks like the 80's. Yet with a with a ton of dough, super fine wife, and more going on than you. Man, she is so good looking. And yet, you are sad. Dick.

This is a great story, and I'm very happy for Selena Roberts. Not the least of which is due to her never having to write for a living again.

Pictured: Cash; Cow.

I just learned the term tifo. Yes, I had to look it up. After maybe 20 live Revs matches, and the same number USMNT games with the American Outlaws, and countless USMNT and EPL games on TV over many years, I've never heard that term. The Internet made me smarter tonight. And that's unusual. I'll be in Columbus…

And somewhere, Gronk is sitting back asking "Still want me to apologize for dancing too much?"