Hearted.

Hmm, I went to Japan but it still did not sound like ass.

"Easier"?

Creating gravity is fairly simple in a long distance space flight. All you have to do is accelerate at 1 G halfway there, and then decelerate at 1 G the rest of the way.

Yegh. I can't imagine how claustrophobic that would be.

Why is there an X on the 5th fret?

They could have at least painted it black. And those rear tires are ridiculous...

Looks like Ferris Bueler.

Isn't that 60% of NASA's annual budget?

is it okay if I colorize an old picture?

No, your thinking of lambos.

You don't strap the gun onto the airplane, you strap the airplane onto the gun.

This looks pretty and all, but I prefer to have my clock on my menu/task bar so that I don't have to minimize everything in order to check the time.

Get your Jezebel out of my Gizmodo.

I thought that steaks/chicken breasts almost always got marinated?

The Probe16.

She said that to you?

rofl #COTD

Hehe, I know. I was referencing the indie film "Rubber"

No reason. Why is the alien in Steven Spielberg's classic film "E.T." brown? No reason. Why can't we see the air around us? No reason. Why are we always thinking? No fucking reason. Life is full of no reason.