He's just repeating what his mom tells him to say.

No pictures?

I liked John G. Voorhess.

Every ear is different. The FBI will actually use a picture of someone's ear to identify them. Your ear is just as unique as your finger print.

Earth's vagina

@Mickets: Get Windows 7.

What is everyone being for Halloween? I'm being a gorilla from planet of the apes.

@Niteman cometh: This article has re-enlightened my statutes.

Holy shit. That is pure awesome right there.

Do we get a free pizza?

@Jagvar: Damn. Beat me to it.

I can't enter unless a Gorilla from Planet of the Apes counts as a sexy robot.

It looks like a Ford Edge and a Chevy Avalanche got together and had a baby.

@RX-Elise: Oops.

Congratulations on your COTD. The lovely lady in the black jumpsuit will bring this green Lamborghini concept car to you shortly.

@perlmangle: As Alton says: "At this point, it should look, well, absolutely disgusting!"

You guys get a little too excited over a small mention in a short interview. Your like the little girls that go nuts after Justin Beiber touches their hand.

The title:

Back to the future: Iron Man.

A good way to fill your self with shrapnel.