I think he was talking about the soccer version of the US open cup which does allow amateur teams to compete against professional teams

We do - the U.S. Open Cup.

He’s like the Jagr of the NBA.

Carter has managed to remain a useful NBA player more than a decade past his prime.

Frank Mason III, Mitch Lightfoot, Lagerald Vick, Tucker Vang, Josh Jackson, Carlton Bragg

It can be even worse than death...

Sounds like she is just hoping for the best. Even her declaration that she would stand behind Trump comes with hesitation and acknowledgement that she does not share the same beliefs and will not force herself to. She even makes a point to say that she’s bunched into that negative stigma of what a Republican is,…

And Big Ben didn’t push to stay in Providence?

Camera Obscura are a better band than Belle & Sebastian.

And will inevitably play him in the Peter Berg film based on the true story

I thought a little guy on a cloud with a fishing rod is supposed to fly in and put you back on the track.

Are we talking Joe Flacco elite or Aaron Rodgers elite?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. I take issue with your hypothetical conversation. It would be way more likely for the conversation to start off with, “Hi, I’m interested in purchasing that 1993 Chevy Trailblazer with the camouflage paint job.” These guys are deranged Packers fans, after all.

Steelers frantically taking notes on how to score 7 points.

#peptalktruthers

We’re going to touch down at 4:00 in the fucking morning. So be it. We’ll be ready for their ass. But you ain’t got to tell them we’re coming.

“You think that’s bad—you should see my videos of the things they say at practice”

Radio towers and swampland down in jungleland

440ft?!? That’s nothing. He’s slid through his whole life already.

Mick Fleetwood used to do 440-foot-long rails for breakfast.