Don't discriminate. Throw in a birdwoman or 2

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

Did... did he just use "scumbag" as slang for "condom"? Is that a generally-accepted definition of the term?

Fitting that Novak would be "Bud Wiser" since both have terrible hops.

Keep calling it "The MLS" please, especially if it annoys people. I mean, holy shit, one guy even brought out the "You wouldn't say "The Major League Soccer won" guns completely oblivious to the fact that, no, no we wouldn't, we would probably only use the article when referring to the acronym (also, this person…

The MLS won.

incorrect.

Why do you hate fun?

You'll find it funnier once you reach high school age.

This celebrity jeopardy skit has been the funniest thing SNL has done in years.

Normally it's Scott Walker who frustrates Racine. If it's the kids she's worried about, just hire an Eau Claire and things should be Superior from here on out.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

"HNIC," short for "Head Nigger in Charge."

And people wonder why there aren't more brothers in the NHL.

The suspected shooter, a 54-year-old man named Mike Montana, was spotted leaving the scene in a white painting company van.

While Harry Kane(21) career is exploding every week, something that is often overlooked is how well the midfield is playing together. A midfield compose of young guys - Eriksen(22), Lamela(23), Bentaleb(20), Mason(23) - which also include more academy products in the 1st team. Not to mention the defense which had…

To be fair, everyone in the world rushes to judgment, except for Pete Carroll, who passes to judgment, and is usually intercepted.

But what would you do if they met in the Super Bowl.

still better than that Fanta ad.