I read that article. That woman is gorgeous, a huge success in her career (a Harvard grad for God's sake), and she was SHAMING her family by testifying. As a brown woman, I was outraged, but sadly, knew exactly where she was coming from. She has achieved so much in her life, but it still isn't good enough, all…

I was just about to mention Jimmy Savile and his band of merry perverts. You read my mind.

Srsly. I want to see this awful and wonderful thing. Was it a doll? A music box? I want to see!

Jesus H. God, you're brave. One reason I am afraid to scuba dive is sharks. I'm a strong swimmer, I am a decent snorkeler, but sharks scare me too much to scuba.

Nope, you're not alone. I think he's funny, but not gut-bustingly, sidesplittingly, brilliant. I also don't think he's even a little bit hot, but other people do, so whatevs.

OH, how I love this clip. Made my day!

I think you may well be the coolest at life. Also, with respect, you may have obliquely referred to him as a murderer, but you forgot to mention (by name), the gem of humanity that is Aaron Hernandez.

I heartily second this. I know a few chefs and they are quite crazy, and I know a ton of stand-up comedians and they have the WORST personalities. Nasty, insecure, needy and overconfident all rolled into one exhausting bundle.

You should pitch this to Pissing Contest. Most insane coworker: College Edition.

That's exactly what I thought. He got high and didn't even leave her any dough! What a jerk.

That was pretty bad but it was the groupie *ahem* phoning her mom that made me almost faint.

I don't know, for me, the dog is first and drunk Mario is second. I like how the guy stood there soaking wet and watched the dog run off while it was tethered to a giant slab of wood.

Yeah, that's what I don't get. How is it still a majority anywhere? Do they just never go outside/read/talk to people? It's aggressively ignoring reality. Don't they stop watching Fox even for five to ten minutes? I know they live in an insane bubble, but they have to surface once in a while. Hell, even that…

I, maybe naively, believe that is a highly stupid and vocal minority who are racist. And you're right, their snotty butts need to be spanked bc they're kicking and screaming like little babies bc they're wrong and they "don't wanna take a nap 'cause they're not ttiiiirrrreeeddd." But they ARE tired. SO…

I second Dirt. I have an extremely high gross-out threshold, and there were parts where even I gagged. At the same time, you have to admire the Olympic levels of "don't give a fuck, I'm a rock star" attitude of these dudes. It's REALLY good.

This is my exact feeling. Nobody's going back to anywhere they came from, the South isn't rising anything anywhere, and there have been minority immigrants in North America since the 17/1800s. Get the hell over it, racists, YOU HAVE LOST THIS FIGHT. And badly.

When I rushed (YEARS ago), one girl from an "impeccable" background said that a few of the sororities were "too ethnic". She got a bid to one of the top houses and nobody said boo, others than to comment that she had said it. I'm glad to see such a shift in attitudes and are making an effort for PanHellenic life to…

No. Sushi and Ranch dressing? Ketchup? A thousand times no.

You're not alone. I'm not that into tomato sauce either. Rosé yes, straight tomato, no.

I know I gagged when I read that. Ranch? Sweet tea? Huuuurrrkkkgh. SO gross!!!