I dumped one of my friends for many reasons, but this was the kicker. She was a big gal, refused to work out, spent thousands on fad diets and was ALWAYS on a diet. She couldn't drink or have bread or eat sugar because of all her made up diets (she wouldn't see a nutritionist or follow a diet book/plan), so every…

I just about died at that answer. I admire the waitstaff for not cracking up in his face.

I dislike the Beatles as well, and I get shouted down, or sneered at and told "I don't understand." Whatever. I'm glad others agree with me. And Justin Bieber modelling his career on Michael Jackson's is downright frightening.

I need a laptop AND Ipad Trapper Keeper. And I need them yesterday. And not some boring plain one, either. I need some rainbows on it and shit.

I thought the cheesecake slab in the photo looked kinda like a shoe. Specifically a Reebok pump covered in chocolate and chip crap.

You're singing my tune, bud. I had horrible, abusive parents and have acknowledged that I maybe don't have the skills/background/experience to do it right.

Her hair gives me nightmares. Discover conditioner, woman! (Her, not you).

That's the first thing I thought when I saw that photo. She's a smug bitch, and she's laughing at everyone. She played the game better than everyone and walked, so good for her, I guess, but she's still a scumbag.

The sad thing is, he's STILL not cool. Maroon 5 is Momrock, and Adam Levine tries way too hard. Whatev, I've always thought their music was good for elevators and doctors' offices, so it serves its purpose, I guess.

Dude, just cause you were taught Creationism as part of your school's "science" program, doesn't make it actual science.

NO! WE DON'T! YOU DO. STOP PROJECTING.

I don't, and I'm not lying. I've never even WANTED to insult someone's race. Dickbag is pretty all encompassing. So is douche.

I did something very similar today. My BF and I were shopping. He was looking at wallets and also wanted to get sunglasses. I say to him, "I don't think they sell sunglasses." I go to the other side of the store, ask the teenager (who is looking at me like I'm insane) if they sell sunglasses. He goes, "yeah", and…

No, you are perfectly rational, because spiders are the worst.

Oh. My. GOD! That is so bad. Grrrrrrooooooosssss.

When he got his first cell phone, my dad asked me if it had to be turned on for it to get calls. He is an electrical engineer. Two Masters Degrees. He was old as hell when he got the phone, but damn, son, he was an engineer!

The woman who plays Tastee on OITNB looks so pretty. She's a pretty woman to begin with, but she looks genuinely happy and it bumps up her pretty factor 150%. She's my favorite on the show, and I'm happy she's getting recognition for her work. She KILLED it this season.

You're my new hero.

Stop fucking in cars?

By a mile for the hair alone. And the pants. And the polyester. And the sans-a-belt slacks.