Amen. Fuck these assholes and fuck their cowardly hiding behind anonymity. How much do you want to bet, though, that if they get outed, they say "I was just kidding. It was a joke." Thank you, Erin, for doing this, and sorry you had to spend so much time around these dangerous psychos.

I bet you Goop cries real tears if anyone even mentions sheet cake.

It's a fantastic photo. His smile is so sweet and the guys exhausted in the bg make you happy they survived whatever hell they just went through. Yay for the firemen!

I thought the same thing. After her horrible past with sexual abuse, here she is making a living by "being sexy". She's smart, though, and there's obviously more to her than just the bombshell act, or she would have faded away years ago. This story made me so sad for her.

They're frightening.

Basement Baby can throw down! I am dying to know why they were fighting. There isn't even a shot where people can lip read what she's yelling. My kingdom for the security guard who was holding BB back to start spilling the beans.

Good for you for at least being sensitive to it. My bf says the same thing. He honestly thought that because HE isn't racist, other people weren't either. After being with me for years, he is very aware that people treat him very differently because he's a white male vs. how they treat me. I had a boyfriend before…

Your cook was amazing for screaming at that perv. He must have felt so stupid thinking he was getting away with sexually harassing a kid and then BUSTED! That cook is a hero.

This exactly. I've always thought Gwynnie's snottiness got worse after she lived in England with actual titled people. I bet she couldn't crack their world and went apeshit because people like that (at least older generations) think there's no difference between Hollywood people and carnies.

Sorry for your horrible experience with both your attacker and your 2nd attacker, Dr. Winfrey. She sounds like a demon and I'm glad you are ok now. You're a strong lady, and Dr. Winfrey is a twat.

Twix over Mr. Goodbar??? How dare you. Ps. Raisins and coconut ruin everything all the time.

I did a variation on this one. I had a falling out with two ex best friends and sent one of them a detailed email telling her exactly what I thought of her, and then signed her up for every narcissistic personality disorder support group website, and the other one I signed up for men who have Asian fetishes/desperate…

GET THEM! Get them get them get them! I want a dog so badly and bulldogs seem to be a fantastic breed, but again, the BF maintains that I have no clue how much work it takes to own a dog, much less two (he grew up w dogs, I didn't). But I will wear him down. I swear it.

Don't worry at all. Next post we start trading insults with each other, we'll know it's in good fun.

Appreciate the apology. I do. I had a fantastic insult written and then thought "what in the everlovin' hell is wrong with me, ffs? I don't even give a shit about Tiger Woods. He's an ass. Am I really wrecking someone's day over something I a) do not care about and b) someone I do not care about?" (I really…

You know what, I actually feel kinda shitty. I didn't mean to come off like such a douche. I apologize. I really do. I honestly didn't want this to degnerate into an assholish fight. (although I do really love insult comedy). You don't have to care what I say, I just shouldn't get so douchey w/ someone I don't…

and just to clarify even further, because your single digit IQ may overload from trying to make the jump. He is ATHLETIC because he plays a very difficult SPORT. Go back to your beer pong, twatdogzzzz and screwzislooooooozzzz.

Pay attention to an extra chromosome having charmer like you and fucktard? No thanks. You're both too obviously too stupid to realize that ATHETES play SPORTS. And no, dude-bro, beer pong with your mom doesn't count, Bulldawgzzzzzz. PS. Bitchin' NAME! *windmill high five* - bet you fucking LOVE those. Fucking…

Golf is a sport and damn near impossible to play well. It is a combo of strength, timing, aim, judging of distance and finesse. Sounds like the very definition of a sport.