It's still both of them. I cringed when I first saw that picture. Literally shuddered and involuntarily yelped, "Ew".

Sadly, he probably does.

I'm sure Nigella has a zillion men lined up around the block who are all hotter and richer than some saggy-balled, abusive douchetard. Run, Nigella! Don't look back!

I just...Wow. No other words. Wow.

Me too. Everything and everyone sucks.

David Hausman = superdickbag

I love how these gargoyles get away with critiquing what women look like. Do they own mirrors? Or do they have the body dismorphia disorder where they think they're a lot better looking than they are.

Yup and Yup. Bang on, correct, Alekei.

Getting "waisted" at Coachella?

I want to see this so badly, I could scream. I also want to see Tucker Max's face when he sees the play for the first time.

Yeah, he's a delight! Except for the hating everyone who isn't exactly like him. Except for that though...

Desperate College Dean should siddown and stop raining on the magical time that is this event. Hater.

Just thought I'd share that I want that baby sloth in a bucket. Immediately.

Totally get that. I almost got into it with a total stranger about Anne Hathaway, and then I thought, "what the hell am I doing?" It's awesome when you stop yourself from doing something ridiculous. I count it as a BIG win. Once you cool off you think, "Was I really about to get into it over someone I do not…

Tell me about it. I had someone today tell me "tbh, I feel sorry for you" because I DON'T LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY. A total stranger. I was all set to reply and flame, but then I thought, am I really forgoing my own work to get into a flame war with someone I do not know and do not care about? Caught myself, just in…

It wasn't that she campaigned, it was that it was relentless and public. Plus, I just hate her, so there's nothing anyone can say. Which is sad, because I LOVED her in Devil Wears Prada. I thought she was great.

I hated Anne Hathaway when she started campaigning hard to be Catwoman (Am I the only person who remembers that?). She's self-absorbed, shameless, and nothing to write home about, talent-wise (or looks-wise, for that matter). I also started hating her when she went on some interview and said she did a lot of…

Nope. I noticed it IMMEDIATELY. Stuck out like a sore thumb.

Why oh why are some people so obsessed with using this word? If you want to use it, use it. And then make sure you have ass-beatdown health insurance coverage. Because you are going to get your ass beat. And you are also a F*CKING IDIOT. The beating will cover both your idiocy and your whining about not being…