It was a joke, but now it’s a real thing because Christopher Hastings is a maniac.

Widow isn’t going out with Tony. His last romantic entanglement was with Gamora.

To be fair, this is coming from the same guy who didn’t how old Squirrel Girl was and retconned it so that she and Wolverine had a relationship at one point. Bear in mind, her current comic states that she is 18, so their relationship.

Send those to Jason! He rounds up awful customer stories.

Having worked for GameStop a few years as a previous job, I always have to scroll through these posts to make sure I am not in them, lol (I tried to treat customers how I, as a gamer, would want to be treated though!).

Inflatable life-size Ben Wallace. Best pool boy ever.

Fuck it! I bet it was great.

Taylor Swift tickets as a present for my wife off Stubhub when blacked out. $400. I considered calling Stubhub the next day demanding a refund as that was a shit load of money to me and would mean a huge struggle till the next paycheck. Gutted it out and ended up going. Pretty sweet concert.

Xanax always makes me buy crazy shit, not alcohol.

Fucking eBay.

Story-wise, you’ll be totally lost, but who cares? You’ll love the gameplay.

So it’s a completely original story? Y’know, that’s probably the right call.

Here’s how Michael Fassbender will look in the Assassin’s Creed film, which is scheduled to be released in December 2016. He plays Callum Lynch, a dude who uses Abstergo tech to revisit his 15th-century Spanish ancestor, Aguilar, according to Yahoo. Presumably Fassbender will play both characters. They start filming…

“Downtown Pagosa Springs.”

It is, but Wolf Creek Pass is a better song.

No way, it would definitely be this one: