Weird, because I could just turn on the TV and see the Olympics on NBC. Even without cable. Is that “expecting all the benefits”?

Yeah, it’s like NBC can’t already be picked up for free with a digital antenna.

On the other hand, if the network restricts the usage to those with cable, they can’t turn around and blame people without cable for not watching. They did both.

To all the clever folks inviting me to offer the same challenge to Hillary, please provide links to any books Hillary has authored on how to “Kick Ass,” or the times she’s told her crowds that she wishes she could punch out a protester. Please point me to the times she's made an absurd challenge to someone in exchange…

I still see no reason to think that. It seems that you think being atheist and not worshipping a god means something negative will come of a group coming together. Again, nothing in the club’s purported purpose indicates anything negative or destructive, and only someone who simply doesn’t want godless people talking…

Because the name “Satan” scares the hell (pun intended) out of literal-minded Christians. They can laugh off / ignore other minority religious or non-religious groups, but if you make them think the devil is coming for the children, they can be goaded into unconstitutional, reactionary statements and litigation. It…

Republican presumptive presidential nominee speaks truth to Matt’s assumption. Do you think that's funny as well? (We do.)

Alternative medicine is a $34 billion industry.

The only exceptions being you and your loved ones, right?

The fact that it _did_ do the job when 7 hours of surgery didn’t means that it can be looked to as a viable treatment option much earlier for future injuries. Nobody’s going to go up to a guy bleeding in the dirt and say “Hey, we could evac you, but let’s sit here and do a field test of this gadget instead.” Now…

I guess the new show’s always stuck in second gear.

Sorry my five minute photoshop isn’t up to standard. The scaling in the photo is accurate... for an 8 foot floppy.

When I first read about this plane I was completely on board with the hype. The tech sounded fantastic, the cost reasonable, all the promises. Everything seemed to cool.

Not sure you understand how BVR works. Those missiles have a 100+ mile range. If I shoot one at you, your options are run and evade, or die. If I run out of missiles I will be bugging out while you (and your 6 friends) are doing one of those two options. Of course you could kamikaze charge me with a shitload of…

One might claim Marines are a better shot than those in the Army, but that’s just stirring the pot! I agree though, practical accuracy counts a lot more. And seeing as how I’m certainly no expert; I hereby cede to your argument.

You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

Fuck that. I’m inviting you to all my weddings. People need to lighten the fuck up. Weddings shouldn’t be treated as solemn occasions and shit. Get mauled and then go try to hookup with someone that will make you both regret it. Skinny-dipping bridesmaids and parents? You’re a hero.

It’s okay. I cheated against you. It was with my wife each time.

Fuck going home with a bridesmaid. Last wedding I was in I wound up in bed with the pastor. She was also the groom’s sister. Beat that.