I grew up with a alcoholic parent, and at a very young age I remember promising myself I would never drink alcohol. And I never have. I have no judgement on those who do—I just know its not for me.

Well Brittany sucks anyway, she never appreciated my cashmere and forearm combo. Cuffed sweater for days.

To Tyler/anybody I have pissed off I apologize, I got carried away and I agree these pics are not relevant to this story.

We had a similar thought but I went with Bomberang.

It actually wasn’t as ridiculous as it looked. Only weighed about 14lbs, but was bulky as fuck.

There are other accusers who will testify during the trial. They’re all currently Jane Does.

All the Russian navy guys are waiting for an article on how to properly make up a tow line, then we will hear from them!

Yeah, I see a lot of lives being saved in the middle of a Syrian city under Russian cluster bombs. No doubt Russia reestablishing power for the guy who started the war in the first place (Assad) will only lead to an outbreak of total peace.

By “the hospital attacks”, are you referring to the one hospital attack in Afghanistan that the US apologized for and owned up to? Or the four hospitals bombed by Russia in the last week and then blamed on the US?

That’s a common misconception. So long as you drill at least 800 feet into the asteroid, it works fine.

Too bad his son undid all of his work and arguably allowed for the biggest contribution to the growth of ISIS.

You did well, young grasshopper.

I’m so sputtering mad right now, oh my God. I TAUGHT YOU ALL BETTER THAN THIS. WHAT HAS BECOME OF MY LEGACY?!?!?!?!

YES IT IS TOO DIRTY OH MY GOD

WHAT? WHY? OH MY GOD, STOP DOING THAT.

am p upset rn, not gonna lie

We need more defense spending! Legalize automatic assault weapons! Give children and teachers guns! Build a wall at the Mexico border and make the Mexicans pay for it!

I think that’s what this looks like going forward, for me. The things I bought for myself, for the most part, were necessary for the new gig as well. I’ve already put the kibosh on some really silly stuff (almost bought a new TV and a new Computer, almost ponied up for an NFL trip to England) but, I’ve managed to talk…

I’m so with you. In October I hit a career jackpot that nearly doubled my paycheck to paycheck salary I was making. I get so anxious having a balance in my account after the bills are all paid. I immediately went and bumped every monthly bill payment up a notch or two so I can get out of debt ASAP. My pep talk to…