“Holly probably RIGGED the coffee shop door to try to make that poor woman’s life difficult! She’s guilty of ASSAULT! ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT ASSAULT! IF I SAY IT ENOUGH TIMES, IT MAGICALLY BECOMES TRUE!”

I hope you weren’t trying to imply that the F-35 is intended to replace the F-22 because that is not correct.

And something needs to happen on the end of corporate restaurant managers - learn to say the word no to customers. Have a spine. If they want something that’s unreasonable, don’t sugar coat your explanation of why you aren’t going to do something with so many platitudes that they can no longer understand you’re saying…

Excuse me, but I’m allergic to peanut allergy stories. Please wipe down this kitchenette post and bring me a peanut allergy story with no peanuts in it.

I’ve been through Oklahoma. Now stopping in Oklahoma, that’s something I have not done.

I have to say, BCO has spurred two important changes in the way I act in restaurants.

As well you should publish different viewpoints even if they are sometimes dumb/morally bankrupt/etc. Whatever happened to the whole, “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it” idea?

“THIS BAD BECAUSE UNNATURAL, ME NO LIKEY THINGS ME DON’T RECOGNIZE”

There’s one critical hangup in all of this... for mammalian cell culture, there is an essential component of the growth medium we use: serum, derived from bovine blood (the plasma, basically)*. Most commonly, fetal bovine serum. Serum contains tons of individual growth factors which are very important in stimulating…

“So when you give to the needy, do not announce it with trumpets, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.”

Yeah, I know that. That’s why I said facts. Which DO tend to distract and detract from what they say. The lying liars they are.

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

Well, I heard that Norwegian cloudberries picked by the decendants of trolls and hulders cure cancers caused by electromagnetic waves if you write your intention on the container and put it under your pillow when sleeping. It’s true, my friend’s cousin’s dogsitter sent me a FW:FW:FW: that proved it with words!

I’m a dentist and often have patients come in and tell me that ‘they’ve done their research’ about fluoride, amalgam or white fillings and then start telling me why they’re right and I’m wrong. I’m all for being your own medical advocate but Google doesn't make you a doctor.

The Nazi stuff reminds me of my favorite story of racist war spoils: in the civil war, Minnesota sent one of if not the first (don’t recall my history too well) battalions to go fight. They were pretty good, and ended up capturing the Virginia state house, and taking its racist confederate flag. Fast forward a century…

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

But if we do away with tipping, how are bootstrappy captains of industry supposed to brutally pusnish perceived slights with regards to the service they receive in restaurants? Next you’ll be saying people should be allowed to hunt underperforming wait staff on private islands.

That’s why I have a dash-cam.

Also, not as critically important, but if you witnessed it happening and someone took down your information as a witness, write down what you saw happen.

Witness a cop standing in the ditch responding to a car that slide off the road get struck by a second vehicle which followed the same path as the first. Because he was in the ditch his shoulders were at road grade. When the car hit him the front bumper hit his upper torso and head.
When I ran over I thought it was…