"And he's conflating a hatred with anything Obama stands for with a hatred for this particular stance, which is a rational and potentially bipartisan solution to a problem that affects everyone across the aisle"

When I was in Europe, selling monogrammed thermoses, THEY would cook my steaks for me until it was tender, no matter how long it took. Americans are so lazy sometimes.

Remember, this is French law, which defies all reason and logic.

"I better hurry and tell all the ladies in the world what my penis thinks of them, so they can base their self-worth around it! You're welcome, ladies."

Normalize the numbers to population and the 20th century was one of the most peaceful in history.

Not only are fewer people dying in war, fewer are dying for stupid reasons in general. Here's what the absolute number of deaths looks like for the US:

a bad pun on 'buyer beware' in Latin

When they are eye-fucking you or licking their lips while giving said friendly greeting... yeah, it's harassment.

I was seriously going to give the guy at 50 seconds a pass because the street was relatively empty and he sounded genuinely surprised/polite about greeting her, then it was like he realized she wasn't into…

dont bother. a whole video of this and that's all he took away from it? waste of time bb, though your point is fucking EXCELLENT.

There was nothing else going on. Without spending 3k words describing it or sounding like too much of an asshole: Neither I nor my friends could possibly meet any description, nor was this a situation in which what you're suggesting could occur. It was a couple of peckerwood, cowardly cops looking for trouble, plain…

Dear wackadoodle pro-life folks:

She isn't declaring her own neutrality, but rather the neutrality of the process. Academic vetting of survey-based research methods is intense and frustratingly exacting. It is a solid bulwark about claims against the construction of her research design and is not offered as a direct defense of her analysis of…

Clearly your daughter is a high-functioning psychopath. If she'd chosen a softer fruit to emulate, I'd say she's fine, but pineapples are a textbook early indicator.

This was in a textbook, you guys. Not a Chive article. A TEXTBOOK.

IT IS A SHEER AND PERFECT MESS.

Sorry, this is long, there are two break ups and they're not really bonkers or funny, but I just wanted to write them down.

My last boyfriend and I dated unofficially for a year then officially for a year. He dumped me in a text while I was on the Megabus to NYC for a week of job interviews. I had just seen him two days before so this seemed a little fucked up/inappropriate. I cried in Pret A Manger for a couple hours then tried to pull it…

I got this.

Things hadn't been going well with Mr. JackAss for a couple months, but I had decided to stick through it during the holidays. Then, one afternoon, he offered to let me drive his Jeep. I shifted over to the driver's seat as he walked around to the other side. I adjusted the seat, and checked the mirrors as…

Going up, my parents were were divorced and never communicated directly. I got bounced back and forth between them a lot. Always based on what my mom needed. Fuck my social life or grades or stability. If being a parent started to get too hard, she'd ship me off to live with my grandmother or father. She'd get lonely,…

Before I left for a semester abroad in London, I planned to break up with my boyfriend of six months, Chris. He was a class A asshole— case in point, he had a tattoo of a leprechaun playing the bass guitar with one foot in a pot of golden beers on his upper arm. He was a huge stoner (OK full disclosure...so was I) .…