5th gear: To out Elon, all you need to ask is “is it 4:20 yet?”.

That is a very awesome Alfa Chaos, the wheels especially!

Hmmm, a Yugo or a Chevette.......

Back in the greys. 

John Boyega needs to quit acting and get a job a McDonalds. 

I want to like Icon’s Mercury, but the rusted, beater paint job makes the Mercury look like Icon got lazy and half-assed the paint and left it unfinished. And it makes me want to buy a few cases of black primer spray paint.

The Beetle will die just like KISS keeps promoting their “final”tour for the 5th or 6th time. The Beetle will be back as an SUV though.

Barra should be fired. Or better yet, why is taking so long to fire her? 

Now we have butt-cheeks for the grill, here is that grill again....

Yeah the 70's were awesome.

Who in the flyin’ fuck is DJ Khaled? 

TBH, OoT ending was a tear-jerker. I have never felt so sad when Link became a child again. And then you have Taylor Davis and her violin remaking some of OoT, just hauntingly awesome music.

No denim??? But, but my dream of a Levis covered Navigator!!

I think that is the only way to make sriracha taste good is to put it on ass, for those food inclined sexy times. 

Here is a vehicle for your ancient ass(I have scars older than you)!

I sorta like the Speedtail, but it would be a shame if the future Corvette C8 made this McLaren tuck it’s tail between its legs. And for half the price.

My broke ass is in the trunk since we are going to the movies?

I don’t drink often, but I do smoke and on my 4th bowl. Next year if it gets any worse, a whole sheet of acid will put me in a coma for a decade, I hope. 

BMW owners getting the shaft lately? Nothing new...

The Partridge Family theme song would have been miles better.