Oh no a knee abrasion, better call the fucking FBI. Jesus Hr PuffnStuff.

The key word here is “allegedly”. He was hooning like a mad 18 year old kid, and fucked up. 

I’m a potato:

Infiniti should just go away and free all that money up for a proper Z replacement. As well as the Juke and Maxima and that doesn’t look like it was designed by people from Omicron Persei 8. 

3rd gear: All hail Bob Lutz!!

I hope it has a radio, this is the only song to play:

All the elk wants to do is be Ray Wert for halloween and hump the living shit outta the 959.

I like it, oddly.

I grew up in Binghamton, NY, and I can still hear Brass Bonanza playing while the Binghamton Whalers were warming up on the ice.

It is a 3-wheeled dually, that was originally a 4-wheeled Transformer that got neutered.

Elio should just make a deal with the devil, and buy several LTG 2.0 engines from GM.

Neutral: I don’t blame Japan for not wanting our roving turds in their country.

It is pudgy because the typical, doofus american proportion is pudgy. It is a direct correlation. And a 80 year old persons eyesight is so poor, they will think this is beautiful.

Hmmmm, how about a VW Beetle as a F1 pace car? Or a hearse.

I’m here for the shits and giggles, but mainly the comments. 

This package will sell....only if the late Ricardo Montalban voiced a commercial for it. I would’ve bought one. 

Kickstarter here we go!

I hope he was sitting on the loo during that run, I would have been shitting bricks trying to drive a shed at 100 mph.