@osteofight: It's much better than any $150 real MIDI controller on the market.

Reality costs $20 less.

Wait, wouldn't the absence of Solid Snake make this "Metal Gear Rising?"

I think it needs another eight to ten more vents per side.

@Straight6er: This is by far my favorite Tom Waits song.

Those pants probably chafe less than the ones in Twilight Princess.

@Krakenstein: Don't forget Super Robot Wars!

@modisch: (Though I must admit I'm a bit partial, being a 633 owner.)

Any shark nose is great.

Still missing the intended "venom."

I highly doubt adding stop signs or lights would improve this situation.

@mikehtiger: Errm... wouldn't a dolphin's asshole be on its underside?

A Hennessy Viper could rape them both, easy peasy.

Kinda reminds me of the final boss from "Rail Chase."

Wonder if anybody has ever fell in...

@dislexicmofo: Yeah, F*ck you dawgvet06!

Everybody needs a Citroen DS.

Music.