It's not that they're being courageously individualist in freely proclaiming their love for Nickelback, it's that loving Nickelback has the unfortunate side-effect of deadening the human soul to the point where the individual becomes incapable of perceiving other human beings as sentient creatures. Nickelback…

Me and Charlie McGillicuddy used to pull it down on the Atlantic City pier in ought-seven. Made us enough greenbacks for ten lobster dinners a night and while that might not sound like a lot, let me tell you, those lobsters can eat!

I think it's because she tends to be one of those liberals who makes everyone hate liberals. She's so damn left that you find yourself wanting to disagree with her even when you agree with her because it's grating and annoying. She would literally argue that Bush flew the planes on 9/11 himself if she thought it would…

If they were the exact same, but named anything else, like "Kickass Kitchen" or whatever, I'd have no problem with it. Or, you know, if they had anything about the "thug lifestyle" at all going on, like... what was that rapper that had a cookbook that Erin reviewed a while ago? Everything was served in a gold goblet,…

I personally would frickin LOVE to see that punch!!

"They have a Cave Toll..."

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the accidental story of a man and a woman who have been friends for ages only to finally come together because he was desperate for attention that one time and she was conveniently available.

Wow. I've said it like 3-4 times already this year but, EA Marketing is earning however much they are getting paid. It makes me want to go buy FIFA, I'll tell you what.

That's really cool. I really wish these were the new 3DS

Story time! Once upon a time I was a fancy pants jeweler who sold fancy pants jewelry, 99.9% online. So I had fancy pants jewelry boxes that lit up, much like the one shown in this image, creating an absolutely dazzling first impression of my work. One of my favorite customers called me laughing her ass off over the…

An inflatable that size still might weigh a couple hundred pounds deflated (random guess). Get all that moving around faster than zero miles an hour and you have a recipe for injury.

You are, frankly, an ignorant fool.

No, but I've met people who don't think that Majora's Mask is the best Zelda, yet I still find it in my heart to believe they're good people. It's tough.

Ohhh gotcha. I didn't see the comment above yours! And eh....I don't know if it's my favorite. It's up there.

I heard Jezebel blew Buzzfeed at the party last week.

Men scare the shit out of me. They consume women, devour them, then spit out the bones. If it weren't for my dad I'd wonder if men are even capable of loving and respecting women. No, not "loving" them the way they love their favorite meal, but truly loving as fellow human beings.