The big one is the number of clicks it takes to read any conversation.

Maybe next time you guys won't be so harsh on people?

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Never, never, never put food garbage in your desk garbage can. Never. It doesn't got to the dumpster daily and the storage room where it sits for a week will stink up the whole building.

Never, never, ever microwave fish at work.

Don't forget the LS diff!

Is Stance over? Please tell me Stance is over. No? It's not over yet? Crap....

No smoking in my car...........EVER!

April Fool's isn't until Monday.