@normandygahn: Good to see I'm not alone.

@lightus: Totally understandable. I guess it's kinda cool... I just don't like to wait, and I definitely don't see the need to pre-order something.

I will probably get flamed for this, but Gamestop is not the place to go for midnight releases IME. I went to Walmart last night at 11:58, and was out of there with my copy at 12:07.

@PlaidNinja: may I suggest you try Audition?

@Nero: I'm pretty sure the owl statue was the original... I read that somewhere.

I can has creepypasta nao? YAY!

@SkipErnst: But it's the Amazing Race. There's a million dollars on the line. I'd backwards catapult a watermelon up my own ass for a million dollars.

@walkingagh: Android needs an "IT" tablet. Basically, any functional tablet running Android 2.1 will do. They're just going to have to spend a truckload of money to market it. We'll see about Samsung...

@norway32: Excellent point. This is typical behavior of industry titans. They come up with some idea like hardcover exclusives which makes them a ton of money, but is shooting themselves in the foot in the long run.

@Wilson: If I had a star of my own to give you for that, I would.

So did they dye the water red? Is that what I'm looking at?

@dagwud: ah. Consider me schooled. Thank you sir.

@Wolfstone: that's great news, sir, and I did not mean to offend. I think you guys are missing my point.

@mtfmuffins: I'm all for motorized transportation for the handicapped. But if you go to any Walmart in middle America, you'll be hard pressed to find a disabled- handicapped person riding around on those things. What you will find are some really fat people who are too lazy to walk around.

@DrewCSchultz: Goddamn image fail.

@mtfmuffins: For the record, American's aren't fat because of deep-fried foods. Every country loves deep-fried foods.

@dagwud: Erm, isn't that a corn-dog?

@Jesse Scroggins: That Zora was a smarmy little bitch.

@applesgoinpies: Could you elaborate on this please?

@JrsyDevil's Advocate®: I don't understand how this has escaped the Gizmodo commenting community this long since the post.