A few thoughts:

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

He's got the whole world in his hands

And the most painful stat of the night:

what, no metric for this?

You know, I miss malls and don't fully understand why they went away.

Man, if I had a nickle for every time I heard that from the IRS...

"Meteorite enthusiasts" may sound like a tame bunch, but they get pretty excited at the prospect of getting stoned.

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CAFE regs. The Government should not be dictating the kind of car that I drive. If the market wants fuel efficient cars then the market will demand them. All CAFE does is increase compliance costs and eliminate or make more expensive vehicles that consumers actually want.

"Fuck it, YOLO!"

Might just be a NC rule but legally the person turning onto the road in this type of accident is at fault regardless of whatever dumb thing the person who was already traveling on the is doing. I feel for this Mazda dude, those won't be cheap repairs their insurance (hopefully he has some!) has to deal with

Nic Cage is not the greatest actor of our generation. He is simply the greatest actor of all time.

apparently, Calipari was just trolling us all year long

How 'bout a Top Fuel car in the rain?

The Mustang may have knocked it out of the running... BUT THE MR2 IS ETERNAL!!!

As much as I would love the idea of something like this... This is just hideous.