I take it you've never been to Portland?

Cousin?

Of course. I find it strange that you would think that I would know that he founded NeXT with the sale of Apple stock, but that I wouldn't be aware that he kept a share.

there are more African-Americans in the corrections system today—in prison or on probation or parole—than there were enslaved in 1850.

Coffee? Try a catnap instead. Getting there 45 minutes late is better that dying.

Yes, totally. If you're still rocking a 12 year old operating system on windows, you can still install iTunes.

Magnetic media such as tapes, floppy discs, and physical hard drives don't like magnets. Optical media such as CD, DVD, and Bluray, as well as electronic flash storage like you have in your smart phone do just fine in magnetic fields.

The only range I've been to more than 3 or 4 times will not even let you enter the building if your handgun isn't inside of a handgun case.

Addendum: If you're doing a grilled sandwich that includes meat - heat the meat outside of the sandwich before you start cooking everything else. This adds flavor to the meat and ensures that everything in the middle of the sandwich is hot.

I realize that this is an old article, but, why not a single mention of liquid smoke? It's a natural ingredient, consisting of liquid and smoke. (Alton Brown told me all about it one day on the TV.)

It's the second method listed in the article. Spread your fingers apart a tiny bit and break the egg into your hand. The white falls through and you keep the yolk in your hand. I only called it the "hands-on shortcut" because that's what the article called it.

To truly appreciate "The Hands-On Shortcut," you have to have separated 20 or 30 eggs for a single dish. It's the easiest, fastest, most reliable method. Anything else doesn't even come close. I learned the technique working in a restaurant, but I still do it now. For the record, my fiance thinks it's "weird."

When my friend's stepdad was young in the 70s, he used to get paid to cut open tube bumpers on big trucks, take weed out, re-weld the bumpers, and paint them to look new.

Yes. Her, Oprah, and Wakefield have killed more children than any vaccine ever did.

I never thought of that as "hard mode" - I always thought of it as giving us a little variety the second time we play so that it has a little more replay value.

I was recently told that I can't be a feminist because I'm a man and white males are members of the oppressing class... So, there's that.

I just threw up in my mouth a little... (Of course, I couldn't even have that picture on my screen and had to scroll so I couldn't see it. I'm completely grossed out by wounds, sores, blisters... I didn't know that pimples bothered me until Jezebel posted a giant picture of one. Now I have the idea of watching someone…

This "article" is so full of fail I don't even know where to begin.

That opens the car door.

1. Yep. For sure.