I totally forgot about glue guns and caulk guns. (Am I allowed to say "caulk" on Jezebel?)

Oh for fucks sake. Really? This is a hand-held bubble machine that has a handle and a trigger because that's a handy shape; not because is in any way intended to resemble a weapon. Would you like the auto-shop in your local high school to stop using a timing light because it also has a handle and a trigger? Perhaps…

All of the criticisms of your (bad) idea left out the fact that with your plan you would also be boiling shrimp shit in your water. That "vein" that the author kept talking about? That's a euphemism. It's not really a vein, it's an intestine and it's full of shit. Please, remove that before you cook your shrimp.

"With an estimated 100 thousand million stars..."

So, exclusivity is what makes a view "good"?

As always, you're fantastic. Thanks for making me smile today.

Not just telephone conversations. This could also work if there was a television or radio on in the background, or if the conversation was being held within earshot fluorescent light fixtures. Or anything with an electric motor...

They have. But, as they are billions of light years away from us, the light that they made when they were stars is only getting to us now. When we look at those stars, we aren't seeing them as they are today, we are seeing what they looked like billions of years ago. Observing them can tell us a lot about what the…

That's why afterward you get them to sign a release and pay them a few hundred dollars and tell them that they get to be on TELEVISION OH MY GAWD TELL YOUR FRIENDS right after they are done with the hidden camera prank show thing, but before they have a chance to think about it.

transuraniums? Isn't the term "transuranics"?

I just got mine from Le Cruset a few weeks ago and I love it.

iTunes for windows is a piece of shit.

Uh... 'Cause he says that he's in Spokane?

The proper way to french press is to brew in the french press and then pour into coffee cups. If you drink from your brewer, your first sips could be under-extracted and your last sips will certainly be over-extracted and muddy-tasting.

more than 12% of the US market. (Only 6.72% of global, but that's growing too.)

You're awesome. ;)

He's named in the interview that John did with the writer from Wired. You'll have to listen to the interview to get it though, as I can't remember right now.

They wanted to use that wire for something else is what I heard.

Questioned by the government that he has frequently spoken out against? The government that has eliminated their constitution and eliminated jury trials? The government whose last hi-profile prisoner was shot in the head while his hands were cuffed behind his back while in police custody?

How about he says: "Hey Josh? It's me, John. If I get you $100,000, could you arrange for an extraction by sea to get me the fuck out of Belize before the corrupt government kills me?"