Cooler than this? They're testing electromagnetic railguns to replace the steam catapults... I love railguns...

Wow. Flat and boot and rubber and pissed... And now "pud" added to the list of words that have VASTLY different meanings in UK vs. American English...

Please do not suggest that people actually open their panels themselves. Tell them to hire an electrician. A very small number of people will know that they can do it themselves without you suggesting it and everyone else will be properly scared.

Spoken like a true Windows user... :)

It's of course the city who owns the streets, not the business with addresses there. That's why the city put a boot on the cars when the cars were parked illegally according to the laws of that city.

You sir, are wrong.

Only one person even mentioned this? You all should be ashamed to call yourselves geeks. Clearly, Mudders Milk is the answer. (Though, I must admit I appreciated "Moo Shine." The references to Clockwork Orange were too obvious to be clever.)

This was the first thing I thought of. I'm posting it as its own suggestion, but I'm glad I wasn't the first person to think it.

I hate to admit it, but I have NEVER seen it... Perhaps I should?

I still say a $50 gift card to Home Depot and a little creativity will do far more for your kinkster friends than anything on this list.

It wouldn't hurt to ask if they'll give a pro-rated refund.

It's the only way to be sure.

That makes a lot of sense. Since religion itself has little meaning to me outside of intellectual pursuit, religious holidays themselves have very little religious meaning. For me, Christmas is a time to be with loved ones; a time to think of others; a time to think of those less fortunate... All of these things have…

I am an outspoken atheist. In fact, I'm loud and proud, as the saying goes, of being an atheist. There are Christmas lights on my house this year and every year. Are you trolling us Derek and we just aren't clever enough to get it? Whenever people complain about some article that doesn't interest them personally…

Springtime for Hitler?

I have one and only one thing to say to you Mr. Andrew Liszewski: Blazing Saddles. Also, Young Frankenstein.

I didn't say that those were my beliefs; I just said that that idea is central to the Blackberry universe. If it weren't for that one "fact" people could just buy whatever device was best on whatever network was cheapest.

Buying into the RIM business model requires believing that sending encrypted email to Blackberry hardware is secure and that web mail is not secure. If you are selling that business model to all of your customers and your device does not support mail, that certainly would be a critical failure.

That's how they sold the project to the decision makers, but I don't think that anyone who actually knew what was going on foresaw fleets of these things flying overhead protecting us from missiles one day.

Your line was "I'd do a bump off those bumps any day of the week..." And, I'm with you on that...