Oh, Michael Bay directed a documentary on this subject called Transformers. You guys should check it out!!!! It was about the Witwicky expedition.

I actually heard that di-hydrogen monoxide was one of the primary causes of the meltdown at the Fukushima nuclear plant. In fact, it's one of the primary components of nuclear powerplants.

Me personally? Hell no! Sewer rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know 'cause I'll never eat the filthy motherfucker.

Air humidity plays a large part in it, because the ground beans can absorb the moisture from the air. When the coffee does this, the water in the machine takes longer to get through the coffee, so you want a coarser grind to achieve a perfect shot.

Espresso is the name of a method of brewing coffee and the name of the product produced by that method. This device does not use that method, so therefore, it does not produce espresso. This device is like the brother of the grandfather of espresso.

I'm skeptical too, but it's not impossible. The enemy of coffee is oxygen. First of all, you KNOW the grind in those pods is exactly perfect for those machines, so that's not going to be an issue. Then, if the pods are completely air-tight and they are flushed with nitrogen or something before they are sealed, there…

You can just store your coffee cups on top of your espresso machine. Or rather, if you have a commercial machine that stays hot all day, that works well. Alternately, if the water reservoir is big enough, you can just put some hot water from the boiler into your coffee cup before you prepare your shot; that way you…

(You didn't seem to catch me subtly making fun of myself at the end there. My recently ended relationship of seven+ years was with someone who preferred twilight to Star Wars.)

NO! Take it back!

I know Kung Fu.

The females I like would pick SW and ST over Twilight every time. (Except for the last one, but she doesn't count; we were only together for seven or eight years...)

If any of you are not yet following George Takei on Facebook and/or Twitter, now is the time to start. You know that friend of your mom's who posts junk on facebook 4 times a day because she thinks it's funny? Imagine if she actually WAS funny 99% of the time instead of .0001 percent of the time and you might have an…

God damn I wish redman042 had not promoted this comment so that I could have the honor of being the one to promote it. If I were responsible for handing out stars, this alone would have earned you one...

BITE YOUR TONGUE! Lt. Commander Data DID NOT SPARKLE, and I resent you suggesting otherwise.

There are four lights!

Your count matches mine.

25mm? Holy shit, Batman!

I've had that much to drink before too...

Are we perhaps a little young? That's a fairly standard turn of phrase there. #notcorrections

Let's say, "a tiny bit mummified" and call it good...