Thanks. Though, to be honest, that gif is starting to creep me out a little...

;) Thanks. Welcome to Gizmodo.

try this one:

If I had the energy, I'd go through this paragraph by paragraph responding to each of your points illustrating some errors in your thinking. I'd mention that after the beta of OS X was complete, it was released to the public in a very not-ready-for-primetime state alongside of OS 9. The Apple TV 1 was another device…

Thanks. A friend of mine actually works in a store that sells them. I'll ask her to pick some up for me.

Where's it found?

I'll give it a try, but mostly I try not to shop too much at Whole Paycheck. I mean, Whole Foods...

Forget Reddit, if you can figure out a way to pay for the soda and the shipping, I'll send you some.

Their cola is tied for my favorite cola with Mexican Coke.

On a similar note, if you ever find yourself in an Oregon liquor store, make sure to pick up a bottle of Crater Lake Vodka. $22 for a locally made vodka that matches the quality of Belvedere and the like.

But, all of those search engines are more mature than Siri is.

I had assumed that they were discussing repairing a tooth that is already in the mouth, not replacing one that no longer exists.

It was a pun, doode...

I'm a dead-shot when throwing poop. It must mean I'm a fraking genius...

That's the most interesting news I've heard in years regarding television distribution...

It's cool. I from time to time forget that communication via very short blog comments can easily lack nuance.

Nah - I'll just loot a sporting goods store or a walmart and pick up a shoulder stock.

That's like someone playing poker with a hand he knows is going to lose but calling the bet anyway because of how much he already has in the pot.

"In a move that seems crazy at first glance..."

I've only fired a remington shotgun once or twice, but I've fired mossbergs several times. In my relatively limited experience, I can't think of any glaring flaws with either of them. The remington was back in 1993, but my experience with mossbergs is more recent. I think if I were to buy one today, I'd probably go…