Look at the Donald trump cosplayers

I’m a Southerner, born and bred, and these people are fucking appalling. The Confederates were not American soldiers and every last one of the leaders of the secessionist movement were traitors.

Can you imagine if this was BLM or Standing Rock literally pushing and trying to physically fight riot cops?

Can you imagine if this was BLM or Standing Rock literally pushing and trying to physically fight riot cops?

Again, if I’m spending literally thousands of dollars and flying thousands of miles to another continent to do so? Yes, it is. Context matters.

Maybe I’m being unreasonable, but if I’m literally flying to another continent for your wedding? I would hope you don’t expect me to get you a gift. Because me spending thousands of dollars to attend your wedding is a gift enough. Not to mention the writer also flew across the country for her bachelorette part.

Listen y’all, the most important advice on here is that if you craft you need that JoAnn’s app. The coupons are off the chain and I don’t buy anything full price at that bitch no mo’!

I’d ask what compels exes to do this, but I fear the answer.

I remember when (paraphrased) Miranda from Sex and the City said she needed to pretend all her exes were dead/stopped existing.

Oh please with your “not all men” bullshit. Chris Brown is a scumbag who beat the shit out of Rihanna, and is apparently still not leaving her alone. And don’t backtrack on your original comment, you said “why do you feel the need to take EVERY OPPORTUNITY to bash men in general?” I’d like to see all the dozens of…

No. You can get wool off sheep without killing it. You can’t get a sheepskin off a sheep without ... skinning it. And those things on the dudes in the show are skins, not woven cloaks.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I think I’ve figured out the code: If you give a guy a boner, you’re “curvy.” If you don’t, you’re “fat.”

I love you anyway.

Fuck ICE. Fuck everyone involved in this. Fuck Trump, fuck everyone who voted for him, and fuck anyone who is still supporting him. Fuck his whole disgusting family, and fuck every bloated white over-privileged person who somehow thinks this administration will benefit him.

So to summarize, ICE is actually ruining the promising futures of young men who came to this country as children, worked hard, and thrived. Meanwhile, the DOJ is busy investigating the tragic plight of the white kids ‘discriminated’ against in college admissions. And over at the Dept of Ed, DeVos is clutching her…

I live near Canters and Angelyne’s pink sports car is out front regularly (you can always tell it’s her- because it’s crazy pink and has a vanity plate reading ‘ANGELNN’). She’s a weird sort of LA landmark that moves.

I mean, there are plenty of older gentlemen I’d do a love scene with: Patrick Stewart is old enough to be my grandfather and I’d be down any day of the week. It’s the entitlement that reeks; no matter how aged the man, he deserves the nubile youth and dewiness of a nineteen year old.

Or pet hairs!

I want one to vacuum stray crumbs and clean spots on me.