Sometimes I think people who go on and on about how amazing their diet is are basically suffering from stockholm syndrome. Pretend to love the diet so you don't have to fear it. Eventually you just plain love the diet. I know this is what I went through when I hardcore dieted for 2 years before my wedding. I had to…

It's a little bit like stocholm syndrome. Pretend to love the diet so you don't have to fear it. Eventually you just plain love the diet.

Just got some rough news today. Really needed this little guy. Thanks keyboard cat.

Damnit, Florida. This is why we can't have nice things.

The irony at work here is staggering.

John C Reilly is a real class act. He lives in the neighborhood where a high school theater festival was being held and stopped by just to watch the kids and give support. My students performing that year were beyond thrilled to see him there supporting HS theater.

I can top Irons. Alan. Rickman. -mic drop- =P

It's that weird pirate accent. I could listen to him read the phonebook.

Yeah, he really is. I have fucked up priorities.

Oh, don't get me wrong. It is totally creepy as all get out. I do not disagree on that at all. I'm just saying considering her circumstances, is Peter the lesser of many evils? I'm 100% on team Tyrion/Sansa. But that is a whole other can of worms.

Oberyn won the Fuck Yeah award last night. On a different note, while Baelish has got the creep factor, Sansa could do a whole lot worse. He genuinely cares for her—no matter how fucked up that may be—is clever, powerful, and did I mention he KILLED A KING FOR HER?

As an educator whose job (in addition to teaching) it is to help assist in the upholding of school policy, my anecdotal evidence is valid. And furthermore, I teach the arts and ELA and I am a straight female. Sounds to me like you like to jump to conclusions. /End troll feeding sequence

Look, let's be real here. These kids did not get suspended for flouting dress code rules alone. Students who violated dress code were asked to change and some were temporarily sent home to do so. The students who were suspended were suspended for rioting and failure to comply with school policy. I really can't find…

"Attending school doesn't mean you are an expert and just because you pay taxes does not mean you get to run the place. Leave it up to us - we dedicated our lives to this. And sometimes it sucks - so we complain...Do parents become bad when they complain about their kids?"

Oh give me a break. Is it selectively shaming a student when I tell him he has to change into his PE shirt because I am confiscating the one he's wearing with a girl in a string bikini holding a wad of cash over a background of rifles? Is it selectively shaming a student when I tell her she needs to change into her PE…

I'm lazy and choose which play clubs I play mostly based on distance. But I'm in LA, so traffic is more of an issue for me than a subway ride. Why not try all within a half hour's subway ride and see how you feel about each? Some clubs have a better vibe than others. Sometimes the same club has different rooms with…

I've been doing standup in my free time for the last year and a half. I really love it, but sometimes it's not so great. It really depends on the crowd, I think. I've been working with the same 10-15 minutes of material this entire time and sometimes it absolutely kills and sometimes it does meh. I find that the…

Semi off topic, but Barbara Corcoran is my best male friend's aunt. She's a fiercely intelligent, nice, well spoken, and funny lady.

Gorgeous henna work. These women are beautiful and the henna helps celebrate that.

In the final stages of directing a play and I just want it to be opening night already. I'm thinking all show all the time. The anticipation is killing me. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely love directing. Doing a show is kind of like child birth. It's really hard and intense, but afterward you're so proud and happy…