It took until this moment for me to realize that To Make You Feel My Love is not a Garth Brooks song. I feel deep shame. I am no better than all of those people who think the Counting Crows sing Big Yellow Taxi.

My dog is like that. She is a major fructose addict. And since we have fruit trees, I have to monitor her intake. The saddest is when persimmon season ends. For weeks, she will just sit under the bare branches, staring up at them forelonely.

Well, now I know which brand I'll be shopping at with my daughter. I would love for this young woman to be a role model for her! My daughter is super shy and doesn't have any belief in herself. :(

She says it's "biker chick," and while I have no idea where she got that phrase from

Damn, she has the 'head tilt while laughing' look nailed.

Okay, this is too much. she is too flippin cute. I'm so stoked for Karrie right now. What a spunky kid.

She is smizing better than Tyra in that first photo.

I'm sure I'll get blasted for this, but here goes... I am a mom to a 3-month-old. So I get the need to feed. It's important. It's natural. But really, I don't think it's too much to ask someone to cover it up in public. Politely. It shouldn't escalate into a brawl. And if the person refuses, then you should just walk…

Relevant to our interests :-)

His tats are so laughably bad that I wonder if the artists are fucking them up on purpose.

Actual* footage of Justin Bieber "brawling."

I seriously cannot stand Justin Beiber's entitlement. This kid doesn't understand boundaries because no one ever set them for him. He's such a douchecanoe. Also, his tattoos are horrid.

Just an FYI, in Massachusetts anyway, you can have a rape kit done before deciding whether to report to the police; you have a six month window to make the decision.

Genius!

I'm still halfway convinced that I'm just living in a New York Post headline writer's wet dream, and at some point we're all going to wake up from this.

I will now pretend that this scenario is what actually happened because that'd be so much more interesting.

You are a grown ass woman.

Be a big girl, stop playing the victim, and own up to your role in all of this. You were not "manipulated."

Great. Good for him. Glad his wife's okay with it.