Haha, ouch. “It’s nice of you to share lady, but I’m not into cocks.”

Try... try cream cheese...

I used a variation of my last name for awhile but random sites would deem it inappropriate because the letters N, I, and G run together. The funny thing is that when you read my name or pronounce it you would never think twice about it. While for me its silly and slightly annoying its nowhere near as bad as someone as…

I met a guy with the last name Cockburn... It was hard not to laugh or stop thinking, “do you need ointment for that?” while serving him at retail.

Butt isn’t even close to being an unusual name. I’ve met 3 (unrelated, so far as I know) people with the surname personally.

I’m glad that Nintendo and Sony are keeping us safe from scatological usernames, and terrorists!

It’s kinda common in Islamic countries. I have a friend named Jihad too, so the fact that this kinda shit happens is stupid.

They really need a option to change your Username.

I hadn’t ever considered this as a possible given name. Now I have to wonder how common it actually is?

I’m usually not big on Gamer Cats, but this one spoke to my soul. I generally don’t see the value in trophy/achievement hunting. I’d much rather move on to a new game than do multiple playthroughs or hunt for otherwise meaningless collectible baubles. But hey, Bloodborne is the only game I’ve ever platinumed, and that…