I tried getting my refill yesterday. Guess what. It’s not available for another two weeks due to shortages.

Stop calling Ozempic a weightloss drug. It’s not a weightloss drug.

First Class isn’t a soft reboot. It’s a full reboot.

The thing that pushes the door open is probably burnt out.

Carol? Who the fuck is Carol?

Maybe because he’s shilling a very expensive movie he’s in which is about to premiere?

I’m not about to watch 460 hours of anime. Most of which is filler.

> Movies push the “family is everything” message so much it’s become a joke
“Yeah, bitch! FAMILY! VROOM VROOM!” -Germain Lussier, allegedly

Stop pretending FFXVI was good. It wasn’t.

The face change was fine, but they never changed the rest of his body so the new face doesn’t match his body. His neck is wider than his head.

Instead of getting Android Auto for my car, I just got Android.

The game is a railroader with some actual gameplay sprinkled on the side.
The story is boring. There’s barely any gameplay. It’s 10-20 minutes of cutscenes, then you get 5-10 minutes of gameplay. Rinse and repeat untill finished. Oh, and you get to watch the game load. A lot. Open a door? There’s loading. Finishing a…

Final Fantasy XVI is the first to render those scenes as if they were just part of the underlying fabric of the game rather than rewards doled out sparingly. My favorite is when, in one scene early on, Bahamut and Odin stare each other down from across a battlefield as their two kingdoms’ armies collide. It’s…

How about finishing the gear system?
How about finishing the world?
How about finishing the combat?
How about finishing the sidequests?

Hopefully this will make them kill off Paimon.

I do wonder how it’ll work out.

Wrong. Unlike the writers strike, actors on strike will get their way fast because they’re prolific. They have voices. Loud voices. And again unlike the writers, the money makers can be on strike for years before they need more income.

“It’s only tasty food. None of it matters.”

The leveling is so fucking dumb.

But levelling up doesn’t matter. What’s the point of grinding the exp if the mobs are just levelling up with you.