Why do people think jobs like (bus) driver are reserved to “lowly” people? As if people who are doing them are shit people not worthy of respect?

Not my experience when getting eggs straight from the hen’s ass. Fresh always peels easier for me.

Soy sauce is heavier than water. 100 g of soy sauce is not the same as 100 ml of water.

If your eggs sticks to its shell when peeling, your egg is old.

Doesn’t work on free, as it’s a “feature” to get premium. So, you’re paying premium to get a feature you’re actively paying to get rid of.

Uh, since always? She grew up with Frank, in the Chicago slums. How fucking retarded would she have to be to not know someone to sell oxy to?

Look for Mezzo. It’s a mix of Coke and Fanta, made and sold by CCC.

You know CCC pumps out several new flavours every year, right?

Do DQXI employ the idiotic press <button> to advance dialogue?

Also. To all you lazy ass and cheap mothers out there: Tortillas with ketchup, cheese and pizza toppings are not pizza.

What about protecting men? Whenever I worked wardrobe/door/bar, I’d get groped atleast twice a night. Whenever I go out, I’d get groped by women or gay men. And I’m not even good looking. I’m a severly obese guy with a neckbeard.

Is Tacoma the american HiLux?

Spaghetti are not noodles.

The main picture... that’s premade bearnaise with tomato and coriander on top, right?

RDR2 isn’t that big, though. Just horribly, horribly slow.

People on gastric bypass and other tummy things can’t even eat a full kid’s menu item.

Bundling games with consoles is nothing new.

Gym class ruined my life. Everything that made me into the cynical, broken fuck-up that I am today can be traced back to that hell.

Handguns were invented to protect one self from smaller predators back when we kept roaming around in the countryside on horseback, and keeping a rifle was too cumbersome. Killing humans were a secondary intent, which has become a primary intent among you fucking americans.

Ever seen the inside of a water boiler? Imagine 31 years of that building up.