One fact none of you realize: The waiter could have warned that someone would be torturing a live cat 3 feet from the table in 30 min when they were seated.

That fixed the dumbest thing about Spider-Man. What’s the one thing spiders are known for, besides being fucking terrifying murderbugs? Spiderwebs, that’s what. The so-called Spider-Man can’t make spiderwebs? That’s no spider-man.

Show us on the doll where the bad lady touched you.

Did someone nut on the Taco Bell logo?

I have a Sirion 2007 M3_ 4WD. I wish I didn’t.

censorship

You know, answering racism with ridicule isn’t fighting racism. It’s just pathetic.

This is cyberbullying’s version of “why are you hitting yourself? why are you hitting yourself”.

Like Kate.

My mother loves coriander, I hate it.

Needs a coloumn for incest (Syndicate).

GoodReads allows you to rate books that haven’t been written yet. The ratings are not reset at release.

tl;dr version?

And for those of us who do not eat fungii genitalia, is there a version with meat instead of ‘shrooms?

Butter is a dairy product. There’s no such thing as a “vegan butter”. Did you mean margarine?

To be a fly on the wall in that precinct/sheriff’s office that day.

True caviar:

Coming up on Lifehacker: Water is wet, and Trump is a moron.

That’s Mazda’s system.

Is that a xenomorph egg?