By the looks of it, this isn’t big enough to support any plants that would need artificial lighting.

By the looks of it, this isn’t big enough to support any plants that would need artificial lighting.

It’s creepy how much this guy looks like Peter Dinklage in Pixels.

What the fuck is Barstools?

So you expect him to pay extra when the waitress ruined his meal? Are you fucking dense?

Dear western chinese food connoisseurs.

I like you like Melania Trump likes her husband.

Isn’t it the BMW I3 that requires the front doors to be open to open the rear doors? Talk about bad design.

Man, Ford did a bad on that one. “Mustang Bolt” is such a perfect name for an electric Mustang.

Where’s the towel?

Apple’s iPhone X is an unbelievable marvel of technology with a seemingly endless list of exciting new features and capabilities.

Wait. Elena has memories of being nine months old?!

There won’t be multiplayer.

Doesn’t matter what the teacher wrote back. The teacher teaches what the state wants him (or her) to teach.

Good for you. Are you proud?

I’m getting ready to ditch Netflix. They just recommended some CGI cartoon.

Netflix never had a user-rating based reccommendation system. Still doesn’t. It was always “user liked one thing in this genre, so we’ll shill this crap”.

Must I remind you that Sex and the City (tv) is currently a 7 on IMDB?

Easy. Put the napkin on the plate when you’re done. It’s the cleanest, and if there’s any runny stuff on the plate it will soak it up.
And it’s the most obvious way to notify the server you’re done, without being a dumbass.

Not once in my tenure as a waitstaff member have i ever heard a collegue utter a complaint about people making their job easier for them.

As a former bartender and bouncer, I’ve seen quite a few ladies flirt heavily with guys, and instantly pull away when he puts on his moves. And then start flirting again when he pulls away. Rince and repeat for hours. This is a classic mating ritual in the animal kingdom. Do the dance, then fuck.