My DVD says otherwise.

Don’t feel bad about losing *SL. You need to continue using it to remember it.

I’m not deaf, and I worry about losing my hearing. Because I want to be able to hear people’s voices. I want to hear music. I want to hear sound effects in movies. I want to hear nature.

Back in high school (or what equals to american high school here in Norway), we had a mostly blind girl in our class. Our school board found this very interesting (disability funds! yay!), so they decided to hold some shitty presentation on disability.

Can someone explain why the fuck deaf people are allowed to drive?

My mother only once told me off when I swore as a youngling. And that was when the host said my very atheist grandfather was with god during his funeral.

Telling people they are dumb because they swear, only proves that you are not smart enough to come up with a comeback.

I know, I’m too ugly to get someone else to join bloodlines with me. You don’t have to keep reminding me by asking why I don’t have kids.

Fuck you. We’re not your pediatrician. We want to know it’s age, and we want the age in normal units for age. When your shitty kid is old enough that it’s age can be counted in a year, you use years. Normal humans have important milestones all along our 80 year lifespans.
We don’t say “I got married at 2080 months”. We…

It can create offspring.

I have a friend with a 13 year old. She uses her to ditch plans all the time.

This. Fucking this.

If your hellspawn is 3 days old, you say 3 days old. If it’s 3 weeks old, you say 3 weeks old. If it’s 3 months old, you say 3 months old. If it’s 1 year and 3 months old, you say one year old. Get it? Nobody cares if your shitty kid is one year, three months, twentytwo days, 49 minutes old.

My Kindle allows to not lose focus to things like the weight of the books. Also, if I don’t comprehend a word’s meaning, I can touch it and get a description instantly which allows me to comprehend it.

One thing that most people don’t know; men get breast cancer too.

Left hand being dirty is true in some asian country I don’t remember the name of.

Learn to read subtitles the proper way.

I’ll rathere turn on the subtitles.

If your close and loving wife wants you to get a fractured skull, she ain’t close and loving.

I had the Kindle 4 NT, and currently using the PW2. My next ereader will not be a Kindle. Unless they open it up filetype-wise.